Ayon kay Ramneek Tung, mahigit isang oras umano siyang pumila para maka-order sa Jollibee Calgary na kabubukas lang noong nakaraang Agosto. Isang malaking pagsisi daw ang isang oras na sinayang nya sa pagpila sa kilalang fast-food chain na ito na mas mainam pa na ginamit nya sa ibang bagay.
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"So today, I went to Jollibee... After an hour of eavesdropping on vulgarian talk and hearing about entrepreneurial youngsters being paid $15/hour to wait in line for the actual customers, I finally got to the front of the line. And I was f*ckng frustrated about losing an hour of my life; an hour that I’ll never get back; an hour I could’ve spent watching an episode of Mindhunter, getting laid, or listening to Illmatic twice.
I ordered a six piece bucket of chicken, spaghetti and a Yum Burger. Everything f*cking sucked.
My good friend Blake said that he could only justify Jollibee’s lineups and hype if their chicken cured cancer. I would agree with that statement. But even if the chicken had a plethora of antioxidants, preventing many types of cancer, I still wouldn’t eat it. Because it f*cking sucks.
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The fried chicken was overly crispy, preventing you from actually tasting any of the flesh. It was shamefully inferior to KFC and Mary Brown’s. And it was labelled spicy, but I got a three year old nephew who could eat it without breaking a sweat. The gravy was fine, but it failed due to the shoddy quality of the chicken.
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The spaghetti was a steaming pile of shit. It had f*cking hot dog pieces in it. Back in the day, when my mom ran out of ground beef and sausage, she would add hot dog bits to spaghetti, resulting in a despicable meal. This was a dish my mom made out of desperation when she ran out of ingredients. The fact that I paid for the equivalent item today hurt my pride. And Jollibee’s spaghetti sauce tasted like low quality ketchup; it was hideous. Ketchup, hot dog bits and banal spaghetti equals lowbrow food.
And the burger... goddamn, what a f*cking piece of garbage. A patty that had no umami whatsoever, and a deranged amount of 1000 island dressing, or some other similar mayo trash. It was like biting into a butthole right after a shit was expelled.
The pineapple quencher was decent, but it’s virtually identical to Dole’s pineapple juice, so whatever.
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I’ve heard stories about Jollibee catering to the nostalgia of many Filipino-Canadians, who vividly remember eating from the food joint in the Philippines. And that’s cool. I mean no offence to these fine people. But I’m just not one to cloud my judgment with nostalgia. As a kid, I loved The Golden Child and Full House, but I now know they both suck. And Jollibee truly sucks. Possibly the worst fast food restaurant I’ve ever been to. A f*cking dump.
My Ratings:
Yum Burger w/ Cheese: 0.05/5
Jolly Spaghetti: 1.15/5
Jolly Crispy Chicken (Spicy): 2.35/5
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Yum Burger w/ Cheese: 0.05/5
Jolly Spaghetti: 1.15/5
Jolly Crispy Chicken (Spicy): 2.35/5
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